My Proposal (October 9, 2002)

Since I was a little chap Before I even heard of rap A nerd who napped In class dreaming of a lass To share a lifetime, A wife I'm able to adore and care for Pour out my deepest secrets Weep without regret Keep it discrete yet communicated I soon debated if I'd meet this girl Before I reaped the whirlwind. It's keeping Cyril in a state of anxiety A few dates even lied to me, I tried to be free from society But the scheme wouldn't die in me. I'd even write in my diary … Then one day I was shook by the very Chick that flickered through my barely legible dreams. "It's incredible," I screamed. "Look, checkout the book of my life like a library." Now I'm merry and rarely want to be apart from her, My heart is sure, my eyes start to blur, With tears of sheer ecstasy, I want her sexy figure next to me Every night and morning. I fight not to be corny, It's alright, just don't ignore me. It's my proposal to be at your disposal Never to oppose all your dreams and ambitions It seems I AM wishes you to be my Mrs. I suppose I'd be remiss if … (X2) Maegan I'd be a pagan vagrant If it wasn't for your blatant pageantry No more savagery from your gentry You gently put me in my place - In your heart, I face this century venturing with an elegant element On my arm. I promise to guard you from harm, If it's not too hard, harness your charm And farm the fields of my being, I yield but I'm not fleeing. I finally feel free and I can't articulate how much you appeal to me; as such, your art percolates in my mind, I find your perky smirk binding. Lets work together in holy matrimony, Harmony over acrimony whether we're lacking money or wholly prosperous, it'd be preposterous to try stopping us in our hospitable trust. And it costs us nothing but unswerving commitment To each other and our immanent Father It's unnerving that so many would rather not bother But we know better and sow vows for good or bad weather, Should we be sad, I'm glad to know it'd be together. It's my proposal to be at your disposal Never to oppose all your dreams and ambitions It seems I AM wishes you to be my Mrs. I suppose I'd be remiss if I didn't make this explicit … (X2) Maegan, will you marry me?